Being a Penn State grad, College Football is in my blood...

Since the 2009 season is about to start, I figured I would get geared up for yet another amazing season by doing what I do every year...Bashing Michigan

Fuck you Michigan!!!!!!

Here's a song that everyone that going to a Big Ten school should know, so feel free to sing along with me and memorize the words for future reference

Sung to the tune of Michigan's fight song "The Victors"

Hail to those MOTHER FUCKERS

Hail to those BIG COCK SUCKERS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West

Hail to those AUTOWORKERS

Hail to those CIRCLE JERKERS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West

Hail to those FORNICATORS

Hail to those MASTURBATORS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West

Hail to those FLIES and MAGGOTS

Hail to those WHORES and FAGGOTS

HAIL, HAIL, to Michigan

The Cesspool of the West!!!!!!!

Does anybody know what time it is?

It's 5:19...

AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

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One night of goin out with the fellas included a pregame with four o forties...not for the weak mind you.  More alcoholic beverages at multiple places ended at a friends apartment with my friend passed out.  He wakes up and stumbles over to the refridgerator and opens the door and starts to unbutton his pants.  Immediately the girl that lives at this apartment wonders aloud whether he is really going to pee in there and asks me to stop him, but by then the mans pants are down and he is at full stream so I am not going anywhere near that.  He finishes up and then sits back down.  We tell him he has peed in the Refridgerator, he seems either embarassed or angry that we would make such an accusation and somehow makes it back to his apartment.  The girl (not my friend) cleans up the urine the next morning, needless to say the fridge needed to be restocked.

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