I wonder when Siri will be available in sexy male and female voices with a full motion Avatar of your choosing?

One wish, well spent.

The Double Star AK-47 Zombie killing assault rifle. The weapon has a drum magazine, aim point red dot and a built-in chainsaw with lithium battery. If you have a zombie plan, it now has to be modified to include this gun.

They even have a boxed zombie so you can test your new gun out.

Zombie killing chainsaw guns make great gifts for your girlfriend.

This mug shot was taken from a subject arrested in Central Texas.

"Why did they book my eye into evidence?"

"My other eye is a telescope."

"I can't see what in the fuck you are talking about."

"I've seen better days."

"Does my beard make my eye look gone?"

"I am being honest, I lost it in a freak internet surfing accident."

Madeye Cooter

Sexiest man alive 1976

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.